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Copyright Notice
- Fuck Copyright
- Fuck Copyright
- Fuck Copyright
- I officially respect Copyrights of other People, but i don't respect People who believe in Copyright.
- Inofficially i don't respect Copyright at ALL. It's an Illusion. It's Made-Believe. It's sick, unnatural & against the will of all gods, including the flying spaghetti monster and even against the will of all gods that don't exist.
- You can use anything of all things me, myself and i created for anything you like.
- If you use my stuff i am happy to hear about it, just mail to: ididit AT ooommm DÖT org.
That's for the people who do it just for the funk of it.
If you make money of my work you need a fucking money-making-license from me, get it here: license ÄT ooommm DÖT org.
Why that? I thought you said "Fuck Copyright"?
Yeah that's right: FUCK COPYRIGHT. I don't believe in it. And i might add "Fuck People who believe in Copyright" and "Fuck People who rip other People off". In a better world this wouldn't be necessary because we wouldn't have to fight for survival, so i could give everything to everybody because everybody would be cool, nice, peaceful, friendly and funkyfresh to the bone. But in THIS WORLD you give away everything for free and in return you get nothing and are left to die alone - so i have to watch out and beware of the predators of evil.
So, if you do it for love, do what you like with my stuff. If you make a few bucks to survive off my stuff that even makes me happy. If you make a few more bucks, share them with me - and if you don't: KISS THE BEARJEWS BASEBALLBAT! These are the rules - if the world evolves - these rules will automagically adapt.
Examples:
- You want to use my Music/Acapellas in your own Tracks/Mixes and give the away for free. Great. No Problem. Drop the Boom!
- You put my music/text/pics on your website and give it away for free. Great. No Problem. Keep on doing that.
- You put my music/text/pics on your website, give it away for free and you make money from Ads on the page. Keep on doing that, but link back to my site. If you make a lot of money of that, invite me to your private island, or better: buy me one, too.
- You put my music/text/pics on your WhackDonalds Website to promote your new Burgers? Wait... ...here comes the BearJew. Get a license or die.
Copyright Philosophy
Copying is Natural. Without copying life wouldn't exist.
Trying to stop people from copying is trying to stop evolution - and trying to stop evolution is seriously sad & sick.
Copy for the Love of it.
Copy a lot.
Copy good.
Enhance. Modify. Mutate. Copy.
Creative Commons suck
First i thought: great, creative commons, wonderful idea.
But then i found out: Creative Commons Suck.
Example:
- You want to make music with Creative-Commons-Samples
- You have to keep a list of all samples and where they are from and how their "creators" want to be attributed
- that is bureaucratic, stoopid and again: sick
- Seriously, all you creators out there: create for yourself and all others - or simply stop to create, shut up and die. Thank you.
- that is bureaucratic, stoopid and again: sick
- You have to keep a list of all samples and where they are from and how their "creators" want to be attributed
Creative Commons make nothing better, it's just a mad idea to try to manage all the rights that some people think they have in something. It's especially mad, crazy & insane in a bad way if these rights don't even exist in the first place.
Why develop a complex license-management-system for something that doesn't even exist?
You have no rights.
Check George Carlin on that if you don't get it:
Yeah - so what - you want a license - here is one u can use
It's called the "Up the Shut Fuck you must!"-License.
If you want a real license you need a WRITTEN, PRINTED & SIGNED DOCUMENT ON REAL PAPER - all this Online-Licensing is not worth the pixel it's written in.
If you got any questions simply write me an E-Mail to license@ooommm.org.
Go and Create now, that's what you're here for, live & be creative.
Footnotes of Death
Bwahahahaaaaaaaaa... ...you thought you are free! How dare you?!
If you are a corporate-bitch-fuckhead i'm gonna sue the fuck out of you - do you copy!!!
If you make money from my stuff - gimme some - or i'll send in the BearJew-Chapter (yes, i cloned a bunch of them - just for you).